Twas the night before draftsmas and all through the city, women were scrambling to make their rosters less shitty/ The fantasy football magazines were flagged and tagged with great care, knowing that 90 seconds gives them no time to spare/ Running backs were listed by total rushing yards, you want Chris Johnson, but at pick #10, it’s … Continue reading →

When a (real) Viking died, they would put his body on a boat and set it afire out on the ocean or a lake.  Now, maybe it’s not a fair comparison because no one has died, but the Minnesota Vikings are in trouble and going down in flames. Favre is old.  Harvin has migraine problems … Continue reading →

Little rookie Timmy Tebow has a boo-boo.  It went something like this.  Tebow runs with the ball right into a wall of defensive linemen.  A knee or a head must have gone into his midsection and he emerges, with his first NFL injury (I’m not counting that horrid hazing haircut) to his rib.  And just … Continue reading →

You remember those football players from last season?  The Sidney Rices, Julian Edelmans, Leonard Weavers and the Jeremy Maclins? The ones who had breakout years and no one saw it coming?  Well, ALMOST no one saw it coming. Preseason is a time where you can find out information about team chemistry, favorite targets, rookies and new … Continue reading →

I have been pretty quiet on this thing for a while.  And I’m about to tell you why.   I have done it….started a revolution of sorts (or sports).  I am officially the commissioner of an ALL-GIRLS fantasy football league.  It is called the Powder Puff League and I could not be more excited about … Continue reading →

The Orioles finally lost a game after a 4 game winning streak starting with a sweep over the Angels this past week and then a win over the White Sox.  Yesterday, the Orioles lost.  Showalter’s streak came to an end, as all good things do eventually, as they do in sports, as they do in … Continue reading →

Showalter improves the Orioles to 4-0 tonight with a 2-1 win over the Chicago White Sox.  Showalter has a history of taking failing, last place teams and whipping them into shape (Diamondbacks, Rangers…).  His reputation for taking these teams, improving their records, then the following season, making key acquisitions that rocket them right to the … Continue reading →