I was listening to the Herd this morning and apparently, researchers in New Zealand have reported that every hour of TV watching shortens your life by 22 minutes. I mean, between football season, march madness and my unhealthy obsession with reality TV (not to mention the 4+ hours of sports related media shows I watch every single weekday), I should be in negative numbers, Benjamin Buttoning myself back into the womb or something.
I am afraid to know the results of the study that combines TV with the effects of wings, beer and nachos that dominate my diet during football season. I’m putting my hands over my ears now, “lalalalalalala, I can’t hear you…”