Why I Hate the Ravens: Part Three

Athletes are no different from the rest of the population.  They buy groceries, hang out with friends, walk their dogs, play video games (ok, I just described my past weekend).  In all seriousness, we are all carbon-based life forms, with similar biological processes.  So it shouldn’t surprise you that in a world where there are … Continue reading

Why I Hate the Ravens: Part 2.5

My last post about fans was a little weak, I’ll admit it.  Because I could have been talking about any good, successful team.  So at this point, I’d like to continue and I think I owe you another bedtime story: Once upon a time, there was a short blonde girl, cocktail waitressing at her college … Continue reading

Why I Hate the Ravens: Part Deux

This one, I will keep short.  Not for any other reason than the fact that I am on my lunch break right now and a girl’s gotta eat.  Let me emphasize…it is NOT because I hate the Ravens any less. Number two reason: The fans Ravens fans have no soul, you know, for the most … Continue reading

Popular with the manfolk

This blog now has at least two (maybe three…yikes) male readers.  Maybe I should change the hot pink background so it doesn’t cause their eyes to bleed every time they open up the site.

We have a man in the room (gasp)

To my female readers, I would like to announce that I have invited the first male reader to visit this blog.  So keep your language neat and your comments clean—this blog is going bi-gender.  No, Bi-sexual?  Dual-gender? Cross-species? None of those are right, but you know what I mean.

Missing the Madness

Have you noticed I haven’t been posting anything about the NCAA basketball tournament?  Me too.  That’s because I haven’t been watching.  I know, I know.  The very thought makes me want to vomit.  I mean this year there’s been so many upsets, so many buzzer beaters, and so many great stories, and I’ve missed almost … Continue reading