I just talked about the Ravens and their murderers per locker room ratio…now there is talk that Plaxico Burress will join Michael Vick in Philly. Ok, let’s make the jokes now. Dog-fighting and shooting yourself in the leg (ok, technically a criminal weapons charge), but still. These are the dumbest things you can do to put yourself in jail (not that the other things are any better—they aren’t). But can someone please pick up an undercover cop thinking she’s a prostitute and just put the nail in the coffin already? That is all.